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The page cannot be displayed because you need to approach some women

The page you are looking for is currently unavailable. Your Mom told me you've been online for way too long and you need to go out and approach some women.

Please, try the following:

• Don't click the Refresh button. Go outside now.
  
• To go outside, first click Put On Shoes. On the Wussy tab, click Time to Make a Girl's Day. The Ass is Plastered to My Chair setting should match those provided by your pickup coach.
  
• If you are addicted to information, try to cut down a bit.
  
• Click the Make a Commitment button and approach one woman every day. It gets easier with every approach.
  
• If you would like to be happier than you've ever been before in your entire life, click Go Out Into the Real World
  
• There are many hot women out there in the real world who are tired of wussies who won't come up to them and talk to them. If you are unable to get up, click back and pay for a coach to kick your ass.
  

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Internet Information Overload (IIO)

Another one:

The page cannot be displayed, because it sucks too much. In fact, it sucks so much that our server blew up when trying to load it. Please get a life and go to a page that sucks less.

The page you are looking for is currently unavailable. The Web site might be experiencing technical difficulties due to sucking, or you may need to adjust your life and stop sucking so much.

Please try the following:

• Click the Non-Suck button, or try again later.
  
• If you typed the page address in the Address bar, make sure that it contains high levels of non-sucking.
  
• To check your suck settings, click the Tools menu, and then click Sucking Options. On the Non-Suck tab, check the Do Not Load Sucky Pages box. The settings should match those provided by your local sucking network (LSN) administrator or Internet sucking provider (ISP).
  
• If your Network Administrator has enabled it, Microsoft Windows can examine your network and automatically discover pages that suck.If you would like Windows to try and discover them, click Detect Sucky Pages
  
• Some sites require 128-bit connection sucking security. Click the Help menu and then click About Internet Explorer to determine what strength of sucking security you have installed.
  
• If you are trying to reach a sucky site, make sure your Sucking Security settings can support it. Click the Tools menu, and then click Sucking Options. On the Suck tab, scroll to the Security section and check settings for SSL 2.0, SSL 3.0, TLS 1.0, PCT 1.0.
  
• Click the Back button to try another link.
  

Cannot find server or page sucks Internet Explorer

Yet another one...

This page is stupid and cannot be displayed

The page you are looking for sucks and is currently unavailable. The Web site might be experiencing technical difficulties, you may need to adjust your browser settings or it might suck. Alternativley, you may need to adjust your monitor or it will probably blow up.

Please try the following:

• Click the Refresh button, or smash your computer with a large hammer. (preferably a sledge hammer)
  
• If you typed the page address in the Address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly, you stupid idiotic moron.
  
• To check your connection settings, open case with a screw driver then, fill with gasoline. Now take a match and proceed to ignite. The settings should match those provided by your local crazy arsonist (LCA) administrator and Internet service provider (ISP).
  
• Because your Network Administrator is an idiot, Microsoft Windows can examine your network and automatically screw everything up.If you would like Windows to screw everything up, click Screw everything up.
  
• Otherwise if you are getting really mad now, you could try to launch a nuclear bomb - this can easily be done by any teenager with an Internet connection.
  
• If you are a hippy or a religious amway salesperson, you could just be a stupid idiot, or you could just be incredibly crap - you need to shoot yourself and will your estate to Bill Gates.
  
• Some sites require Windows to suck more than normal. Click the Windows menu and then click Windows suck rate to determine what strength "Suck" you have installed.
  
• Other sites have more crap than others. Click the Windows menu and then click Internet rubbish rate to determine how much "crap" you have installed.
  
• If you are trying to reach a secure site, make sure you are not running Windows. (You Fool - you probably already have a virus) You need to click the My Computer menu, and then right click Drive C:. On the Menu select "Format".
  
• Click the Back button to try another link.
  

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